Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Psst...can I share a secret?


So I have been dreaming of toilets, yes you read that right the first time.  The toilets in my dreams are not the beautiful, pristine white Kohler ones either.  They are usually clogged up nasty ones with doors missing from stalls and really strange people staring at you from said stalls or sinks.  It seems in my dream I am in search of a clean, private space to take care of business.  The interwebs are such a wonderful research device.  I searched out dream interpretations and it appears I am emotionally constipated.  Who knew?   From this site we learn,  "If the toilet is overflowing, this symbolizes a blockage in eliminating difficult feelings and emotions in waking life."  OR if you are literally dreaming of crap...Feces are a common dream symbol. A room filled with excrement that is filthy or uninhabitable is a warning that you are dealing with a lot of crap in your waking life. If it’s other people’s excrement, the dream is telling you that either you are sick of people who dump all of their personal and private issues on you or you are tired of dealing with someone’s crap.  In my waking, daily life I am done with all that sort of thing, Release was last year's deal...we are done, remember?
Apparently my dream life has decided I still have work to do. 

Speaking of toilets...here are a few for your consideration!

For a rustic, thronelike feel...


For those who share everything...


For those who like to go in style...



So my lovelies which dreams plague your otherwise beautiful slumber?

11 comments:

Joanna Jenkins said...

OMGosh-- Toilet dreams. Fortunately I haven't had any of those lately.

Those are some strange looking toilets. The two seater so you can see your "neighbor" is very strange.

Hope you have sweet dreams very soon.

jj

Mamma has spoken said...

I have had the same dream too! Usually I am at work and can't find a place to go. And when I do find the bathroom, it is full of students, both girls and boys! Also in these dreams, when I do find the toliet,there is no privacy. The walls are all short so everyone can see the top part of you and many times there are no doors.
Then I have had dreams where I am looking for a new place to live and they always have lots and lots of bathrooms, with toliets that need replace.
Yes I do remember my dreams well...

thedailydish said...

Last night I had a dream Roxy was as big as a tank. She was leaning over the sideboard in our old house in Philly and would NOT STOP EATING. In the dream I feared taking her to the vet.. I knew he would yell at me. But I kept letting her eat all the same. What does that say about me..?? A little over-indulgent, n'est pas?

Hahah! As for your potty fixation, eat some Mini Wheats and have a nice poo. Kidding! In japan they have toilets with buttons on the side to produce all sorts of loud (masking) noises. They also have luxuries like heated seats, etc. I believe. And we thought we had it so good here in the US!!

Putz said...

we haqve just spent a fortune on a new renovated bathroom, including toliets, and i must say the investment seems like a throw away,><><>,.wow

Yolanda said...

This too funny. I loved it. Stay warm down south.

Marion Williams-Bennett said...

wow! the dream translations are fascinating! I do like the throne design and think that would be a pretty amazing spot to spend some time!

Lovely blog you have here!

stopbouncing said...

<3 all the alluding to poops by any other name.

Lately I've been dreaming about getting lost in places that I know that I know (I've been dreaming in the same city for eons).
No dictionary needed there.

Wombat Central said...

I have those dirty bathroom/toilet dreams ALL THE TIME! Or I'm given a stuffed chair that is supposed to be a toilet, but it isn't.

I finally came to the conclusion that all it means for me is that I really have to pee, and I'm way to asleep to realize it. Trying to figure out a way to wake myself up from those dreams so I can take a potty break. ;)

Relyn said...

Oh my gosh - you have me snorting with laughter. Sorry you are dreaming of toilets. Hope you get unclogged soon.

yuc yuc...

marlajayne said...

Hmmmm. I'm wondering what Dr. Freud would say about your dreams.

pippasporch said...

Catching up on my blog reading, Connie, and WOW, this was an interesting post!

I also dream of toilets, but only when my bladder is desperate to wake me up.