Showing posts with label confessions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label confessions. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Warning! Food Issues & Such


I am a foodie! Surprise! I love to watch cooking shows and travel shows wherein they seek out really bizarre food. I like to cook when I have time to experiment. I LOVE stores like Williams-Sonoma, although that one is a little to much of a box store for me. Point me in the gadget direction and I am a happy camper, er, cooker? I like almost any kind of food, however I do have my limits. I have issues with texture. I cannot eat oatmeal unless it is in the form of a cookie, it absolutely will not go down and stay down! Jello makes me cringe, I don't like my food moving around or squishing between my teeth. Who thinks grapes and jello is a good idea? I can only eat certain types of yogurt. Pudding is in the questionable category. Fuzzy fruit makes me crazy, like my mouth itches or something. I like bananas but do not like anything that is banana flavored such as juice, smoothies and that sort of thing. I have issues from childhood with cooked spinach and Brussels sprouts. Still can't eat them! I want to like Tofu, really I do, I just haven't found the right recipe. Recently I tried to eat a "Thai spring roll" , while the taste was not bad, the texture put me over the edge. The wrapping was not the typical spring roll that I am accustomed to eating. The rubbery texture inside and out was just more than I could bear. I have decided many "Asian" recipes call for hot as heck sauces so that you don't notice the actual ingredients! I absolutely love Sushi and Seaweed Salad, my favorite being eel rolls, go figure. My daughter hosted a Pampered Chef Party at my home and I, of course, was in gadget heaven. Many guests later and a lighter wallet, I settled down to watch a little "food" television to wind down from the party before going to bed. Why would someone relaxing want to watch bizarre food shows? I have this whole I am repulsed but I can't look away issue! I am amazed at some of the food people will eat. I, for one, am not eating organs. You can keep monkey brains and sheep's eyes. No can do. What's up with eating pig's feet or chicken feet? I could very easily be a vegetarian! Liver is another traumatic food stemming from my childhood. Why did my mother think THAT was good for you? It seems to grow with every chew and is impossible to get down your gullet. I think organ meats or "sweet meats" and feet of any kind are best left to Voodoo rituals!!! Whatever will I do when I become a world famous traveller and am offered the delicacy of that country being sheep's eyeballs or whatever? You would not want to insult the host/hostess!


The utensils, plating and cookware is a whole issue for me as well. I like certain types of glasses and abhor others. I worked with a lady who absolutely refused to eat off anything but white plates. She was from the low country and had many "superstitious" beliefs. She had a very difficult time eating anything that she had not prepared. I can sympathize with her! Am I the only one with food issues? So, what are you having for dinner? Care to join me for some pickled pig's feet and hog jowls? Yeah, me neither.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Confession Time!

Confession # 1 - My daughter recently gave me a CD with "power ballads". Apparently, my three and a half year old grandson loves the song "Sister Christian". He loves music, musical instruments and can pick out the sounds of various instruments in songs. He also LOVES to play dear husband's drums. Anyway, driving home this week with the top down on my convertible and listening to the power ballads at full volume...I was reminded...I Love Arena Rock, 80's hair bands, head banging rock...go figure! My husband has performed in various bands for as long as I have known him and played as a teenager as well. A couple of years ago, he decided to quit "playing out" Shocking confession, even to me, I miss the practices in the basement and the camaraderie of the "fellows", hanging out and the"gigs" WHO KNEW!!!! I thought I would post a few pictures and stroll down memory lane...


Category 5, named after the strongest hurricane that can strike. They covered mostly heavy metal tunes, 80's hair band tunes and so on. They did do a really rocked out version of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and it was one of my favorites. Rick had the most amazing range of vocals I have ever heard. Some of my other favorites were "Rainbow in the Dark and Last in Line", by Ronnie James Dio They played AC/DC, Poison, you name it! The classic "Radar Love" the Golden Earring version. My least favorite song they sang was one called "Tie Ya Mamma Down". Dear Husband played with this group when we were dating. I went to every practice, gig and spent many nights breaking down equipment so that we could get home before 4 a.m. There he is, in the back with long hair keeping the beat!


After Carl left Category 5, he hooked up with some old friends for a new project called "Kickin Kanz". Kickin Kanz covered Collective Soul, Stone Temple Pilots and that type of genre. They preferred to do original music and spent many hours writing lyrics and composing music. I loved Cutter's gravely voice. Joe having lost his vision as a teenager had an amazing talent as a bass player and an acute sense of hearing. Graham composed some amazing guitar riffs and had amazing raw talent. Kickin Kanz preferred to record original music and they did play gigs as well. Dear Husband and I were married by now and I started slacking off at going to the gigs!


Dear Husband then started a project with the former guitarist from Category 5 to create "Ragg Doll" Gina was this tiny "Lita Ford" looking chick and she could sing those hard rock songs all night long. I never understood how she managed to belt out those powerful vocals! Gina sang some Pat Benetar tunes, Lita Ford tunes and a bunch of hard rock guy tunes. She had this mass of blonde hair almost to her knees and my husband would look at that hair and then look at mine...like I sure wish you would grow your hair. I have grown it some but you can rest assured it is coming no where near my knees!!! The last band was called "Living Proof" and they performed a lot of original music, my favorites being Hometown America and Half blind and Crazy (it's a love song!) They covered a variety of bands like Maroon 5, Matchbox 20 and Audio Slave. My least favorite song they sang was "Cold Hearted B***H by Jet and it was quite frequently dedicated to me when I was having a "its 10:00, get your crap out of here, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here moment during their practice. I am not sure which band coined the name "Practice Nazi" for me. My honey does play his drums occasionally when he needs to relieve some stress, but the basement for the most part is quiet...for now.

Confession # 2 - I watch some really bad reality television, it's like I am repulsed but I can't look away! The Real Housewives of Orange County and The Real Housewives of NYC. I have watched "Work Out" (not much) some of the dance shows. I LOVE Top Chef and Project Runway. I never did really get into "American Idol" and apparently I may be the only person on the planet that does not watch it.

Confession # 3 - I read http://postsecret.com/ and keep thinking I would like to post a secret but do not because I am so transparent everyone would know who posted it! I feel voyeuristic when I check out this website.

Confession # 4 - I used to skip "confession" at the Catholic church we attended because I saw "Dracula has Risen from the Grave" and there was a scene where a woman fell out of a church bell with her neck bitten. I told my mom I went to confession those Saturdays.

Confession # 5 - I struggle everyday to be authentic and to be a good person, to live in love and thanksgiving for all things. My evil persona comes out in traffic and around mean people. I have no patience for inconsiderate, rude people.

Confession # 6 - I am addicted to diet coke even more than chocolate!

So what's your naughty or nice little secret???